Today, as I can’t afford a “real” vacation, I’m trying to get my car converted for camping in time for what promises to be perfect weather next week. Meanwhile, my mom booked a trip to Switzerland. For next week. Guess who gets to stay home and feed the animals? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the world where we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML
Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML
Today, my family is getting ready for a vacation. My idea of a vacation is being on a beach, staying in a luxurious hotel, with cute guys and great restaurants everywhere. Unfortunately, we are going to be sleeping in a cold tent in the mountains, cook over a fire, and listen to bears stomp around at night. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, my boyfriend took my car on a 3-day vacation, stranding me in our extremely rural town. I have a box of ziti, a jar of expired pickles, no cable or Netflix, and no water since the well ran dry. Why am I here? "Someone needs to stay with the dog and feed the cows." FML
Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML
Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
Today, as I was about to leave home for my first sweet taste of freedom at my new apartment, my car died. I'm stuck here for at least the weekend and can look forward to my mom driving me to work. Freedom. FML
Today, both my mom and I are very ill, while her boyfriend is perfectly fine. Somehow, this means that I’m the one having to take care of my mom, myself, the household and 6 pets, while he does nothing, goes on trips and leaves dirt all over the house when he’s here. FML
Today, I got the rest of the week off against my will due to lack of patients. Two weeks ago, I declined my boyfriend's dad's offer to pay for a flight to Panama City, FL for a family vacation this weekend in order to help the staff at work. Now I’m sitting at home and they’re on a beach. FML
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MorganHex 28
If they have $ to go to Switzerland then they have $ to board the animals. Tell them you can't become you have plans too. And they can just board them
Darlene King 3
My guess is Julia and Brandon from 90 Day Fiance.
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RichardPencil 32
I'm usually so good at the guessing game. My first guess was Steve Irwin, but he died, and then I was going with Charlie Watt, but he just died. Finally, I was going to go with Serena Williams but she just pulled a hammy. So, I give up, who is going to feed the animals?
raven_of_azarath 35
I was gonna guess some teenager who could use the money, but I love your guesses even more.
Darlene King 3
My guess is Julia and Brandon from 90 Day Fiance.
RichardPencil 32
Good one! I hope you are right!
MorganHex 28
If they have $ to go to Switzerland then they have $ to board the animals. Tell them you can't become you have plans too. And they can just board them
RichardPencil 32
Nah, the animals would get too board.
mrjsanders 3
Nah **** that. I’d be gone the day before they left. Just *poof*