grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
HighasaCloud
Elkhart, United States
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
walkingdead_1029
Peoria, United States
Not doing well
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Throwing it all away
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
fedemere
United States
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Sounds healthy
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Top comments
bobdole 0
at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."
elguapo_fml 0
yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.
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Delfinator54 0
It could have been worse? :P sorry bro.
xoGurlxo 0
People can be harsh when it comes to things like this, but maybe she was doing what is best for you. For example, maybe she was thinking she doesnt deserve you, or that she has problems keeping a commitment.
live4summer 0
I wouldn't take it personally. Chances are she has a low self esteem and doesn't think she's worthy of being liked, or if she doesn't have feelings for you then she doesn't want you to like her because she has a hard time letting people down. Or she's just a bitch, depends how she said it and what your relationship was like.
oh_the_irony 0
That happened to me with my best friend. Sucks.
musicguyguy 2
she seems nice. kiss her.
IntoRapture 0
I've used that one before. Sometimes, you just have to be really blunt. *shrugs*
Moniquake 4
awww :(
24788 7
This will happen more than once. Girls can be crazy at times.
sunchips_rock 4
hahaha i laughed out loud her response was funny i might use that one
f_j_yp 0
Ouch, That would have to hurt =S