grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
HighasaCloud
Elkhart, United States
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
walkingdead_1029
Peoria, United States
Not doing well
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Throwing it all away
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
fedemere
United States
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Sounds healthy
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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bobdole 0
at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."
elguapo_fml 0
yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.
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daffyduck69 0
Verbal slap in the face
dareujoe 0
That's gay of her
tina_xox 0
awww thats sucks i would of been like rude much
shnibz101 0
Ehh??????????????? WTF is an answer "don't" to a comment like that Honey I think that is really sweet of you to just come out to her like that :) but if she answers with "don't" she either is just plain rude or she has some personal problems
private_bo 2
yea, thats what the only girl ive ever cared about said when i finally told her how much i loved her...
xxxNataliexxx 0
LOL, But you don't deserve it, At least you were honest(;
DBkkk 0
Owned.......
rawrgle 7
JFP you sound like such a dick, have you no respect? What do you mean it's a game, love is hardly a game but an emotion, and you definently don't show love by being a total dick... just saying.
Origami86 6
Why is JFP a dick for telling something absolutely true ? Isn't there a saying "Treat them like shit and they will stick to you like mud" ? or something among those lines. If anything, he's not a dick for not doing all that he just mentioned. He only stated a fact. Which is kind of sad if you ask me. Girls love mind games which in turn are what ruin social relationships of any kind. Too many mind games and supposedly "social rules".
Origami86 6
JFP for president. You say it as it is. Just a little heads up though. College is the same thing pretty much. Just throwing it out there