Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Top comments
EyeCeYu 7
That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.
Kolden 11
Sorry bro
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Comments (185)
Kolden 11
Sorry bro
bjulie1998 5
I'm so sorry OP. Some people are really immature.
nado13579 12
She seems like a bitch anyway. You deserve better, OP.
d_unsub 12
Yeah and nowadays bitches have a funny sense of humour.
bigtaytay 13
man thats ******. thats what women do man they play with your head. it aint right
urdirtyolduncle 15
Rape her, and when the judge asks, "why," be like you thought it would be funny.
blloyd420 5
Wanne-be players do the same thing bro
italian_cows 4
Its not funny it's just stupid...
888pickles888 4
Ouch man, that sucks.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
There's someone better out there for you :(
Idonebeenhad 17
that's really low, you don't play around with that
DeviousAngel 13
Girls can be real bitches sometimes.
TheNewGuy03 29
Oh, and I bet she'll be the one later on in life complaining, "Girl, I can't just seem to find no good man." I've been telling people for a while now that girls and guys are the same; they just have different methods. The circle of life ... and of love. |the kid|
Daederoth 10
Yeah man, I rarely feel bad for anyone but this is an exception. You should make her pay. As in a monetary fine for being a bitch. Just sell it like hey that's a really shitty thing to do, you owe me money. And so on.
Already_Dead 15
What a bitch. You could do so much better. People like that just aren't worth it.
EyeCeYu 7
That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.
X_Codes 11
Tell me about it. This brings back some bad memories.
VictoriaSchultz 8
Anymore girls lead on and play guys just as much as guys do to girls. It's a shame because there are a lot of great guys out there! But there are also the kind hearted girls that do believe in long term relationships. Sorry OP xxx
unoffensivename 0
That girls a Bitch you're better off without her OP.I hate people like that,guys and girls alike if you're not interested in someone don't act like you are because you think it'd be funny.
happle 21
87-You're right, it's not funny at all. That's just ****** up. I feel bad for OP. :(
JeanVaJean 6
She doesn't deserve you, OP.
boofgall 16
I hate bitches.
Pikachu_105 3
That really sucks, FYL! She didn't deserve someone like you, anyways.
MidnaLink 35
We like FMA and Bleach. Can we be friends?
RussianFox 13
56- Sending private messages were invented for a reason.
Sai_Run614 7
Simple is simple does. Shes a fool.
MidnaLink 35
For what she did, you mean tool, right?
rockerlove2013 6
U r beautiful #6
Sai_Run614 7
No, I am fool. As in she is a fool for playing games like that. To also explain simple is. She is simple minded playing games like that, as if that will satisfy some part of her in some way went really is just makes more of a void.
2ndSucks 15
Ohh... You're sounding educated. I see.
mizuki123 8
Aw... Sorry OP. You can do A lot better. Forget her!
jizzwold 21
You do not know that.
mizuki123 8
Just like you don't know about the stoner thing soo.
thisisafunnyname 12
7's capitalized "A" is bothering me >.
MCTime 12
I liked the capital A. It reminded me of a reference to an A as a grade, like the girl was obviously an F and OP could do better and get an A.
HSOMGF 5
Bitch.
pokefan813 16
I couldn't have said it better myself.
thisiscat 14
No wonder her son calls her that.
jizzwold 21
Maybe she doesn't like stoners.
THE_A_TEEN 28
1. Where does it say OP is a stoner? 2. Even IF OP is a stoner, that doesn't give anyone the right to toy with their feelings just because you think it'
Cartera 10
Chill out A Teen.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What now? You're going to offer me a joint?
gojira666 7
Read OPs username meathead
jizzwold 21
Yeah I was referring to his username. At least someone got it.
HighasaCloud 46
Smoking pot doesn't put her off, and even if it did, it doesn't justify her faking feelings towards me "for the lulz"
unoffensivename 0
Not judging you here but do you smoke pot?
jizzwold 21
I wasn't saying you deserved it and my original comment was mostly in jest anyway.
MidnaLink 35
86 - I think his user name refers to "Cloud 9", as in total bliss.
IcedJesus 5
Sorry op , bitches gone be bitches. And even if he smoked pot that never gives you a right to do that shit. Most the people on here are middle-aged anti-pot parents with nothing better to do then troll..
supimnyancat 9
Bitches be cruel.
chouter21 10
Tell her you never liked her either.... And then steal her car.
itsame0987 18
Jack the keys to the f'ing car, crash that piece of shit and step away.