grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
HighasaCloud
Elkhart, United States
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
walkingdead_1029
Peoria, United States
Not doing well
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Throwing it all away
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
fedemere
United States
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Sounds healthy
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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bobdole 0
at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."
elguapo_fml 0
yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.
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davidtheday 0
Dude, seriously...here's an almost sure-fire way out of the friend-zone: just ignore her and **** all her friends. If it works, she'll be begging to date you, if it doesn't work, well, at least you've slept with all her friends :)
dolphinlvr7 24
And this is why the male species has a terrible reputation
Dr_Phil 0
******* Ouch. I've been shot down before, but never anywhere near that bluntly. Damn dude, that sucks.
Andiebau 0
Dont like her she'll be missin out
OMIGAHHH 0
Dude, I feel you man.
lugnut92 0
Yea, that has totally happened to me before. You'll get over it eventually. Unless, of course, you remained one of her closest friends who she talks to practically every night, often whining about her other attempted relationships. It might be more difficult to get over it then.
sillypun 0
#11/#22/JFP -- Unless you are willing to be a challenge to the girl -- what you call "being an asshole" -- you will have a hard time getting really good looking women to date you. You might think "that guy is a prick" and he may say prickish things, but he says it with a smile, the girl laughs, he goes home with the girl.... you stay home making shower babies and practicing for the big game. have with yourself.
ridiculous_gnome 0
loooool #11 should film a video tutorial for his master strategy... i would watch it... i wonder if ppl like him are the reason for scat to exist...
tobedark 0
maybe you had said the same thing to her roommate a few months ago
sillypun 0
#37 -- The name of his video should be "How to finish last, for nice guys"
CanadAssassiN 0
>_< suckerpunch to the groin....was she actually serious?
anchorblondie49 0
sweet tatoos.