Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've had several passionate encounters over the past few weeks admitted we cannot entirely be together as she is married. She wants to make it work with me but cannot divorce as she would lose her visa. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
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weeping_willow 25
If she’s willing to cheat with you, then she’s willing to cheat on you.
Richard Luna 1
So move on that shit is trouble millions of women out there you you crying over one that is married and willing to cheat yea she is keeper
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Being the side piece can be fun. Let the cuckold pay to feed, clothe and shelter her so you can use your money for wild, sexy things. Quality dungeons ain't cheap.
jbuckets_404 39
But what if good ol' hubby here in the US has a gun collection (of even one)? (I DO - purely for hunting purposes - exactly like Elmer Fudd....)
RichardPencil 32
The OP gets shot and killed, the hubby goes to prison and the lady finds another new guy to bang, and maybe add some side pieces for more fun.
Richard Luna 1
So move on that shit is trouble millions of women out there you you crying over one that is married and willing to cheat yea she is keeper
weeping_willow 25
If she’s willing to cheat with you, then she’s willing to cheat on you.
Wadlaen 24
So, you've got the chance to be HER piece of crumpet, without having to pay for the expenses? Sign up, and hope for an enjoyable time before her better half finds out and kicks your ass! Best of luck!
blueknight1st 26
There you go. She just gave you permission to land. I say go for it