grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
HighasaCloud
Elkhart, United States
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
walkingdead_1029
Peoria, United States
Not doing well
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Throwing it all away
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
fedemere
United States
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Sounds healthy
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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bobdole 0
at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."
elguapo_fml 0
yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.
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yougotboyed 0
sorry...but i laughed
Profound 0
happened to me too. twice. i know it sucks, but it's best you forget her and go for someone else.
guinness_fml 0
I know a girl who regularly tells guys she knows are starting to like her "don't fall in love with me." If this girl is anything like the one I know, run. This chick tells guys that, knowing that being out of reach makes her oddly more desirable, and then screws with their heads. It's all a game to her Take care of yourself
BambiCharmed 1
lol, same think happened to my friend.
BoredomKills 0
ugh. i've been in this situation before.. being the girl to say "don't." really, i didn't want him to like me, because i'm not that great of a person to be with. when i'm in a relationship, i fight with my boyfriend a lot. and this guy was really nice, and i didn't want to be that way to him, so i told him not to like me. he didn't understand, he had seen me as a "sweet" person. but he had never seen what i'm like in a relationship. i'm guessing that you're a nice guy, not an asshole.. nicer guys seem to be more upfront about that, for some reason. but really.. you should move on from her.
Aldrasio 0
At least she was direct with you. This kind of thing happened to me twice in high school. The first time, the girl let me simmer for 2 months while she was messing around with another guy without me knowing. Her excuse? "I didn't want to hurt you." The second time, she only let me simmer for one month, but it most likely would've been longer if we weren't both drunk when she told me. I ended up yelling obscenities and then avoiding her for a few months. I don't talk to the first one anymore, and I'm on meh terms with the second (these happened two years and one year ago, respectively). Really, the worst thing a girl can do is let you simmer before rejecting you. It creates false hope that makes for a much more crushing rejection. I'd much rather be told "Don't" than "I'll think about it."
hayyyyyy88 0
roflmao something i would do. but if the girl dosent liek you shes not going to lie.....
Hollybro 0
Owned, sorry. haha
doesntmatter00 0
i'm using that one! LOL and sorry
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
we shall make a club with all of these >.