grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
HighasaCloud
Elkhart, United States
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
walkingdead_1029
Peoria, United States
Not doing well
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Throwing it all away
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
fedemere
United States
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Sounds healthy
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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bobdole 0
at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."
elguapo_fml 0
yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.
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kasdolf 0
she might have mental issue's and therefor is warning you
NorfolkDude 2
When you say you told a girl you like that you liked her, did she happen to be a close friend of yours? Or maybe you were going out a few times? Or did you just walk up to her, told her you liked her? Because if that's what you did, you know walk up to her, then yeah, she's going to react like that. This is lesson learned in that you just don't blurt out your feelings.
2random 0
HAHAHAHAHA
mariasaur 0
It;s a lot nicer than her laughing in your face.
marny_fml 0
lol the same thing happened to me. forget about her she's an asshole.
elguapo_fml 0
yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.
stairwells 0
yup, friend zone like heaven.... if heaven was on fire
bobdole 0
at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."
ZING_MASTER 0
This wins the award for SOUL-CRUSHINGEST ZING!!!!!
sillypun 0
usually, upon first meeting a girl I am interested in... at some point as we are first getting to know each other i will bust out this little gem: "I'm not looking for any more friends" say this with a coy smile and she will know whats up. then you can stop wasting your time with people who may not be interested in you. at first its tough to position yourself as a love interest rather than a friend but with practice anyone can learn.