grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
FreeTacos_
Pueblo, United States
Assumptions
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
HighasaCloud
Elkhart, United States
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
walkingdead_1029
Peoria, United States
Not doing well
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Throwing it all away
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
fedemere
United States
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Anonymous
United States
Sounds healthy
Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML
um...no? i don't think so anyway
Warren, United States
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Top comments
bobdole 0
at least she didn't use the standard, "aw but we are such good friends and i really wouldn't want to ruin that with a relationship."
elguapo_fml 0
yeah, she clearly proved that she's not likable.
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Comments (73)
annabanana601 0
that is really funny
snippitydiggity 0
Ryan started the fire
aleex_babiee 0
amen blackbird.
tellmeastoryplz4 0
haha. dang! I'm sorry man!
claiiire_fml 17
OP could be a creeper and might have freaked her out.
Godless26 1
boom, headshot...fyl
MegamiKaosu 28
Also she could be in a state of depression where she feels like she doesn't deserve anyones affection or love.
MegamiKaosu 28
Wth is wrong with you?.... I don't know what kind of women you know but ALL the women and girls I know like to be treated with respect... and love the opposite treatment...
deadmanp 0
oh yeah I told a girl I liked her she told me she liked one of my best friends
IscoreOnU 19
maybe she was trying to warn you about getting hurt