Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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perdix 31
It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.
gabbii2596 0
that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!
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sneeze_watch 19
I'm assuming he has some sort of fetish, because I think he probably would have mentioned in their FB chats if he had some sort of disability that required him to wear a diaper. Especially if he thought he was going to sleep with her. "Btw, don't freak out or anything but I have to wear a diaper because I have a spastic colon." Still, YDI for trying to screw a guy you met on the internet on the first date. That's just asking for some freaky shit to happen. How can you act surprised?
The__Redneck 7
Please, PLEASE tell me that you didn't pick the name "Sneeze Watch" in anticipation of your comments about incontinence and spastic colons......
Freeze_fml 17
Boo hoo. Some random person you met on the Internet has weird fetishes. Surprise surprise.
Erindub 0
Good job 40...and I can't believe the next generation has to have explained to them the differance between online people and in person people.
james96 0
you aren't supposed to date random people over the Internet.
angel55033 12
boxers or briefs?? depends... lol
megamatt215 0
yeah... that came out of nowhere, didn't it?
SDMF 0
YDI for going to his place.
HelloMiakoda 0
Diaper fetish or disabled, a little sad to write him off so fast. I happen to be incontinent, my boyfriend still thinks I'm cute. Oh, and before the reference is made, I'm only 27 and so is he.
glambert1998 0
maybe he thought u would think diapers were sexy:O
jdfml90 0
Quick to judge, coming from a girl who will sleep with a guy she met on the Internet on the first date.