Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
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DrSamba1 8
You need a new boyfriend or you deserve it the next time it happens.
Thaylok 17
My older brother did that one night when I was in high school (shared an efficiency apartment). Make him clean it up every time.
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Comments (7)
DrSamba1 8
You need a new boyfriend or you deserve it the next time it happens.
Thaylok 17
My older brother did that one night when I was in high school (shared an efficiency apartment). Make him clean it up every time.
jfigley 5
What the hell is wrong with you? Make him clean it up! And if he refuses at first...pour water on him until he finally gets up and cleans his mess....
RichardPencil 32
I hope alcohol was involved. If he did this sober, you'd need to leave right away! With drunkenness being the cause, you can at least get him to cut back on the booze.
Tanisha Skye Regeling 15
I'm hoping he was drunk or sleep walking
spinspinsugar 12
hence why I won't have basket material baskets except for the living room. my husband does this all the time when he sleepwalks
Ciespi Phavi 3
you should have stop at he left it as is and then told his ass to clean it I'm a full grown man ain't no reason I should be leaving a mess for anyone to clean just as I would never clean a mess my wife made. my kids is another story so figure out what you have sleeping next to you.