Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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perdix 31
It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.
gabbii2596 0
that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!
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Comments (191)
Taybabe2525 0
WTF?!?!
inuyasha1618 7
so u fck them the first date when u dont kno them? ydi
ninjafrogz66 0
wow he couldn't even go to the bathroom to take it off?
keepa34 4
ydi for going to his apartment on the 1st date.... not to mention u didn't even know him!!
rachel0128 0
gotta love a guy who still hasn't stopped wetting the bed! haha
WTFreversed 5
I guess he forgot to include his nappie in his mirror half naked shot for his facebook dp?
risarous 0
ha!
d4m4s74 12
He's probably inncontinnent. Meaning he needs them. Most people with weird fetishes try to hide them until they have a relationship, which means, if you think you might get lucky, wear big boy underwear.
littlebirdy_55 0
so? anything for a ****.
NomCupcakes 3
I have to say YDI. Why, oh WHY would you go out with someone you met on Facebook? Not smart. Remember Elementary school? "STRANGER DANGER!" o-o