Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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guiltyschuldig49 12
There is NOTHING sexy about a diaper. Yes, don’t be judgmental about health or fetishes, but that’s not something to pull out on a first date and think the other is automatically going to think it’s sexy. That’s something you need to discuss first with someone you’re going to get serious with. Plus, unless you KNOW the other person is into it, no woman is going to want to put their hands, mouth, or any other part of their body on something that’s covered and been sitting in urine. If anything, he should’ve gone straight to the bathroom, taken it off, given himself a thorough cleaning before returning. I do not blame her one bit on being grossed out.
Matt Much 12
I don't understand why not to get judgemental, that's gross as hell. If in a similar situation, I'd have walked too.
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juggalo2 22
So he has a fetish or a health issue. Neither is a reason to get judgemental.
guiltyschuldig49 12
There is NOTHING sexy about a diaper. Yes, don’t be judgmental about health or fetishes, but that’s not something to pull out on a first date and think the other is automatically going to think it’s sexy. That’s something you need to discuss first with someone you’re going to get serious with. Plus, unless you KNOW the other person is into it, no woman is going to want to put their hands, mouth, or any other part of their body on something that’s covered and been sitting in urine. If anything, he should’ve gone straight to the bathroom, taken it off, given himself a thorough cleaning before returning. I do not blame her one bit on being grossed out.
Matt Much 12
I don't understand why not to get judgemental, that's gross as hell. If in a similar situation, I'd have walked too.
PenguinPal3017 19
At first I read that you went blind while on a date. It would almost have been better if you had.
slowhandjp 18
How old is he?
mfranks19891989 10
Did you have to change him? On a serious note could he have a medical condition and has to wear a diaper for a while. If so why would he take you back to his place for sex. If he’s just wearing it to be lazy then he’s just weird .
icecreamisrad 13
Haha haha stop🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
crashtestdumplin 16
Maybe he gets anxiety poops? Though he probably would of changed to regular underwear if that were the case. Unless he wears one everyday and just forgot? Or maybe the date did not go as well to him and instead of being upfront about it he thought a diaper reveal would deter you. Should of played chicken with it.