Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. We were walking in a park when I noticed a funny smell. I looked down and realized I'd stepped in dog crap. I tried to nonchalantly rub it off on the grass, but instead hit a patch of wet grass and slipped onto my butt, right into a pile of goose poop. FML
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JMichael 26
So I'm guessing there won't be a second date?
vreid 20
Welp, hopefully that guy learns that it is DEFINITELY NOT OKAY to ask that or to want to ask that. FYL OP it just means your next date can't be worse (fingers crossed for you on that one)
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Comments (66)
Destiny8745 29
I really don't know what to say about this other than Fyl.
kangx1 28
I decided to search up poop fetish and apparently it's a thing.. Coprophilia: sexual arousal to feces. What the ****.. but if you're willing to fulfill his feces fetish.. role with it..(Just kidding please don't) FYL
SilverZephyr 20
#21 ...Everyone has needs... Some should be fulfilled while others should not...
Ms_ValS 27
I suspect he wanted to let you down easy and thought it would be best to act like a freak. This is just 1 possible explanation for this very odd situation
koganti 18
ROFLMAO
JMichael 26
So I'm guessing there won't be a second date?
alexanderavatar 24
he just wants to know if she is healthy
drunkturtle 14
Reminds me of how I met your mother, when the gang sent texts to each other with symbols illustrating their dumps
A07 48
Ah, the good old days.
Matheo_fml 21
I would say shitty situation but this is worse than that! No time to waste get back into the dating circle. Not all of us have issues...
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Shit that's nasty.
sopy1875 12
somebodys a freak, I guess dick pics and tit pics just aren't good enough these days.
vreid 20
Welp, hopefully that guy learns that it is DEFINITELY NOT OKAY to ask that or to want to ask that. FYL OP it just means your next date can't be worse (fingers crossed for you on that one)
chuka81 27
Unless the next date starts asking her for the different ways she would like to be murdered.
xsydneyx123 28
Well. Did you deliver?
destinedjagold 7
Maybe he meant boob? Hopefully he meant boob. >.>
Vlen_fml 20
yeah that's what i was gonna say, but if you look at b and p on a keyboard they're pretty far apart for typo's... and that'd be one disturbing auto correct