Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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perdix 31
It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.
gabbii2596 0
that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!
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Comments (191)
Snessie 0
ROFLMFAO! that is the most horrible thing I have ever heard of but yet that is amazing!
TheChumscrubber 0
OMG that's great! What did you do lol? UUmmm.... I gotta go... lol!!!!
Maggey 19
You deserve it for saying that anything is "going good" when it's actually going well.
birdfreak 24
ydi because you decided to get it on with a guy on your first date
annabelle6898 0
i wear too no big deal
d13coates 0
Hahaha mood killed much?
frosh2 9
All respectable wizards wear them-AVPM
soldiier_fml 0
U deserve it for being a **** and getting intimate and u have only known him for a few hours
nicklythenick 0
You know, he's probably got some serious issues, so I'd stay away. I mean, if he was incontinent, he'd have said so on his FB, you know? I know this cuz I'm incontinent and I post it on mine, and all my friends from my support group have it on theirs. So yeah, he's probably a creeper.
shanniemac 2
???? Wow....