Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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perdix 31
It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.
gabbii2596 0
that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!
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lordloss1 1
Ydi for putting out on the first date. A blind date. Off facebook.
dlangel 2
with you on this, although I guess in this situation it might be good she found out early lol. I am wondering what happened after- how do u get the hell out of that situation? or did she feel she was already committed? lol.
tedirvine 2
ppl who say ydi for putting out on first date are just jealous cuz they can't get any
dlangel 2
or they get some, but not from random people with diapers that they met, sight unseen, off facebook. that just sounds like a great way to pick up stds- or diaper rash.
goldhighways 0
52 your picture! it's the cutesy ever lol
iamchuck 0
****** always have the best stories.
jeremiah889 0
maybe he needed something heavy duty to conceal his large penis
Candisalis 0
haha
impatientkarma 0
Did he at least have a big penis? I know you didn't stop at the diaper.
xSummerRosaleex 1
He's got some balls to show his diaper like that. :) Lmao. FYL
cole86 0
spell check maybe? I he?
sundayporch 2
Or maybe a bit of proofreading, because "I" and "he" are both spelt properly.
mike_from_the_sc 0
Facebook is usually pretty good for getting hook ups. oh well.
funkymonkey90914 0
a very potter sequel anyone? maybe she jumped in bed with draco in disguise... ps **** ALERT for screwing on a first date. a blind one. off facebook.
FloreatEtona_fml 2
All respectable wizards wear diapers, don't they?
lovestrong 0
***** much? You don't even know the guy, and take his pants down.. Definitely a you deserve it moment.
xxxjj18 2
Maybe he was just ******* with you. I gotta do that one day lol.
llppjhddt 0
odd choice of words mate, considering the post