Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
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Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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perdix 31
It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.
gabbii2596 0
that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!
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chasin_butterfli 0
Funny how they don't mention things like that on their profiles...
CitrusGirl 0
ydi for trying to do it on the first date
1121osu2110 0
omg I would freaked and walked away... better yet speed walking would have been more appropriate! lol
mona_is_here 10
I think the fact that you had a sexual desire towards someone who wears diapers is much worse than the fact he wears them. And hey! **** alert! Don't f*ck on the first date and gain some self-respect. PS. I'm going crazy because it's my fifth attempt to post the same effin comment. :/
The__Redneck 7
Been there, done that. ....the attempts to post, that is. At this point, I just "copy" whatever I'd posted, so if it screws up I can paste it instead of having to retype it.
airmandiaz 0
I wanna look him up eats his name I wana send him my babys used diapers
andytheandy 0
fake... it's about as real as the ops sex life... come into my life for a week op, you will have something to write about. loser!
toohottiedottie 2
wow. that's what you get for meeting some random dude and going right over to his house, ass!
We_Tod_Ed 0
Maybe he was going to make you an ass grass and brown sauce sandwich...
EmmyGrangerDC 0
wait, so did you take off his pants or did he, because you made a little mistake in your typing and now I'm missing that little detail.
christen2010 0
Maybe he has a bladder problem. I do, though I hate it, it's not something I can help. but I only have to wear a diaper at night. if you had a good time with him, don't let the diaper get in the way. who cares, if it is a medical problem he has. don't push him away, it's not like he can help it.
zander2413 0
I wet the bed 2 u should txt me.. I'm 15 I have no one to talk to about it
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