confsused
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
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Same thing different taste
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XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Merry Christmas!
perdix 31
No, your dad is still your dad. Your uncle is your biological father. The man who raises you deserves the honorable title of "Dad" whereas any swinging dick can be a father. To clear things up further, your mom is a *****.
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Comments (185)
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Merry Christmas!
Kruiser 16
Maury Christmas!!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
What if OP is Jewish, hmmm???? *Sorry for the sass- it's Monday.*
KawaiiCupcake 14
Let's hope OP was not talking about her mother's brother...
hashshim 23
#89, if OP was, then OPs original father would simply have been OPs mother's OTHER brother, since OPs farther and uncle are brothers.
FarFromSocial 9
Wait now I really want to know how OPs mom comes into this
jococo7787 3
Keep it up OP. People like tyra banks thrive off of your kind of problems.
paleriderdeath 8
Happy Heineken lol
incoherentrmblr 22
It's going to be a very awkward Father's Day...
Bcfrmkc816 17
if they kmew and youdad raised you as his own and took care of you then he is your dad but your uncle father if he didn't do anything for you then he is nothing more than an uncle
FarFromSocial 9
@161 I think I speak for everyone when I say" What?"
jadenjacksonm 14
This is messed up on so many levels.
jazzy_123 20
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oh man. Sorry about that OP. At least you'll have a "great" family reunion.
macelonel 26
I love how the guy below you said like the same thing but you get down voted into oblivion.
Rainhawk94 27
People can be cruel
jazzy_123 20
104, haha I know, it happens x) oh well.
illusong 16
So that means either your mom is an incest and slept with her brother or she is a cheater and slept with your aunt's husband Either way.... It's ****** up sorry op :/
mrlawlor7777 26
@174: What about sleeping with her husband's brother?
LaLince 40
Funny family reunions!
TCRII 30
Uncle Daddy !
jazzy_123 20
121, trying to find ways to combine those words... duncle? ... ahh that's it, I got nothin'!
roza043 14
I'm curious of why they kept it as a secret. Was it because your mother loved your father's brother and not your father?
davidislost 11
You got me buddy ;D!
LunaArgentum 3
What a family reunion you'll have this year!
doLLe 21
Well at least you are still related...
Rozay333 36
Yeah, but the person OP's known their whole life as their dad, is really their uncle.
ptoka 20
If he's acted and been there like a parent then he is the "dad". There is a difference between being someone's "father" and being a "dad".
cakefete2 31
Yep, thats why Vader never said, "Luke I am your dad."
kristenmg21 10
he didn't even say, "luke, I am your father."
A7XCamaro 19
Correct, he said "No, I am your father"
briangliboff 12
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Would you happen to live down south?
rocker_chick105 31
More like Canada...
FYsocks 11
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How did this get voted down? ? ?
Jelbeztok 17
Because it clearly shows he's in Canada.
NotAnAvidGolfer 4
@36 I think the fact that OP is from Canada is a reason, and maybe the fact that #6' comment is not only extremely stereotypical, it's also extremely overused.
jamescrazy96 17
Ya' know, the reason they thunk he/she is from the south, could be that we's are all inbreed! They clearly made a funny!
Maclaine21 15
This is idiotic
TheNewMirage 10
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It does save you a birthday party, doesn't it?
stuntedat5000 4
???
macelonel 26
I would expect double presents.
minesbiggerr 25
Say what now?
154rct 7
What?
bleeping 5
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and now your Mum is your Aunt!
DalyaTheTurtle 6
What?
kit_kat19 7
Not necessarily, unfortunately.
psycheiris13 20
No, the mom is still the mom, she just slept with her husband's brother.
crimsonlilies 26
Or her own brother...
tim374 26
That would make the same person dad and uncle unless the mum has more than one brother (but that is so much worse to imagine).
glabberfasted 16
Has no one thought of the possibility that OP's dad is infertile, and his brother was a sperm donor?
passcode5 5
I like this possibility a lot.
emirie 21
Or maybe the biological dad slept with some random chick who didn't want a child, so the dad let his brother and wife (if there is one) adopt OP. Then, technically "mom" would actually be the aunt.
kit_kat19 7
I'd like to know how you found out.. Sorry OP :(
SmittyJA24 26
And this makes your mom.... a ****?
tkhenslee 3
No, a sister
Rainhawk94 27
No a grandma
TheAnon1313 28
There's always the possibility that the mother was originally married to/in a relationship with the "uncle", and when they discovered they weren't right for each other, she met/married the OP 's "dad"