Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
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Top comments
startafire 0
Why the hell would you do that? Pervert. Besides, a lot of elevators have cameras too.
WakingTheFallen 2
Why would you want to pull your pants and underwear down anyway?
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Comments (214)
xlossofmex 0
YDI.You're retarded for not forseeing this.
ISellHerbs 0
YDI for looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
MoonyIce 0
Win.
Twi_lover_EC 6
LOL!
sarkasmos 0
win^
girlygirl666 0
WIN!!
livelaughlove12 0
HAHA.
JenRae93 13
lol, awesome man :)
EncryptedEggroll 2
You're a comic genius!
4pp13J4CK 0
Wow.. retard what did you do then, jump her xD
whyisblue 0
omg too perfect
Mahyar 2
#35 EPIC WIN
RKftw 0
who needs Jesus, as long as we have #35 we will be fine in 2012
KittyKat_Chan 0
#35, you made my day. XD OP, you're dumb. YDI.
zolltf 4
So. Much. Win
talbot008 0
I love you 35!!
KittehKatt 0
Win!!! @32 made my day!!
aerosenna 0
ydi retard
startafire 0
Why the hell would you do that? Pervert. Besides, a lot of elevators have cameras too.
White667 0
He was caught with his pants down. And it's a dorm elevator, so likely cameras on the outside to avoid security having to sit through a ridiculous amounts of kids making out on the way to their rooms.
Seventytimeseven 0
Depends on the school. I know my college has cameras inside the dorm elevators cause apparently it was a cool thing to pee in the corner of the elevator while drunk idk...people are crazy
MiGman 5
yeah the making out part makes sense dude. but the pissing, really you have to be completely shit faced
karch 0
lookin like a fool with yo pants on da ground
karch 0
lookin like a fool with yo pants on da ground
nb1234 8
Maybe op was trying to pee in the corner... That would explain why his pants were down. But no matter what the reason, op you definitely deserve it!
WakingTheFallen 2
Why would you want to pull your pants and underwear down anyway?
xmagster 0
obviously, just for kicks.... I don't know about... the rest of the world, but never have I EVER had the urge to pull down my pants in an elevator just for fun. I wonder what I've been missing out on that makes this so appealing? YDI.
Pinguini26 6
No. Just no. I am so sick of these fake FMLs. NO ONE in their right mind would do this. If you don't have an FML to post, don't post shit like this just to get attention. I don't care if this post gets -100 thumbs, just stop all of the whining for attention.
geppy 0
F HER life. Also, what you did is not normal even if you weren't caught. You need professional assistance. YDI.
Stahn 0
Agreed. He clearly has tourettes of the body. This is not normal.
darthtrey 0
What do you mean it's not normal? He's in college. If I had a dollar for every thoughtless college kid, I'd make a movie about them just to prove it isn't as abnormal as you think it is.
emsrobot 16
wtf hahhaahaah weirdo.
lickmyjock 0
lol were you drunk? I moderated this by the way.
summerloolooloo 0
Haha. WAS there a camera in that elevator? Sounds like something I would've laughed about.
f_alltheirlives 3
I hope she kicked you in the balls!
Idontgivedamn 0
YDI, you total creepo, I hope there were cameras and you get kicked out of your dorm for it. Today as I was getting on the elevator at my dorm there was a kid with his pants and underwear around his knees, FML.
Iwannabetreo 11
I dont think you are making any sense, OP.