Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
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haileyrows 26
"My half the rent check, my rules too"
ThatLobster 24
Just say "my body, my rules" back at her and stand in their room, or sit!
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Comments (110)
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Pretend that you're having sex.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
So... **********? That's one way to get over a failed relationship.
Metthew 15
Hm, that's not really how that should work, honestly. But at least you can play really loud music - I'd suggest playing something that's really weird to hump to. Like System of a Down or something.
Miss_Moody23 19
Yes, or "Down With the Sickness" is a sure way to put a stop to their happy bump time...
ImTheAlpha 30
That really depends on the music they like. If they're into the whole System of a Down and Disturbed scene, try Justin Bieber, or maybe the weirdest most experimental industrial music you can find as some of that gets REALLY weird... As loud as your stereo can do it. Make sure to have earplugs or earmuffs op! ♡
LadyNightowl 17
I'd try some hardcore German metal.
TallMist 32
#59 "Baby, baby, baby, oooh like, baby, baby baby, oooohhh"
cari_cat 19
One day she'll be upset and want your support and now you know not to give it to her. Sorry OP x
whassallt26 13
Maybe your roommate just doesn't like you?
Stormcloak 20
There's just such idiocy behind the concept of "my body, my rules" here. Like, does she honestly feel that excuses her obnoxiously loud sex?
mistress_paz 30
Roommates suck. I recommend going out and doing something you enjoy or listening to music in noise canceling headphones. Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Enjoy a period of time with yourself. Sometimes you're better off alone for a while.
Casual_Cthulhu 12
Three way?
annarcheer 19
I'd bang on the wall and interupt them....
miss_amphetamine 24
I'm sorry OP, this situation really sucks. Your roommate should be more considerate. :( For some ideas on what I'd do if I were you: put on headphones and listen to music, go to the library or a coffee shop and read a book, or, go over to a friend's place. When I got dumped a year or so ago, it really helped to get out of the house and be around other people. I know it's hard, but you'll feel better soon, OP.
otecasacid 22
Play music or something. You're sharing a room and perhaps you had your share of noisy sex she had to listen to. There's always the option to go somewhere else by yourself if you can't handle the home environment