Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
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Comments (213)
ilikeemsmall 4
So if he says it looks like an old man with a hat...does that mean he thinks it has old man breath too?
HomeAl0ne 20
A drunk old man wearing a big sombrero? I think there's going to be fireworks tonight amiga!
wily69 0
well i like all vagin.. he is rong
EZ2XLR8 7
a) it's your fault for not being a virgin (which it sounds like) b) it's your fault for letting him see your ******. c) ... yep I think I covered it all. It doesn't take a genius to do the pros and cons on this one... because there are no pros.
justanotherbird 19
Obvious troll is obvious
AnotherRandomPer 0
...um yea, I guess I'd hit that...
aw3som3sauc3 10
was it a sombrero?
LizzJizz 16
oh dear god....O_O
shelby0123 0
lol wow maybe u should fix ur vajayjay.
nlr 9
I'm sorry OP but I think it's a sign that you shouldn't show your boyfriend your ******....
perdix 31
Maybe you ought to quit shaving "down there" so your pussy can look like an old Hasidic rabbi with a big beard and big furry hat. I bet that will look lovely.