Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I finally finished my Christmas shopping and felt like an absolute champion. That was until I got home and realized I'd left one of the shopping bags in the parking lot. The bag contained the most expensive gift I'd bought. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy just one item - a single, ripe avocado. After spending way too long choosing the perfect one, I got to the checkout counter. I'd left my wallet at home. I had to abandon my poor avocado. FML
Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML
Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML
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Top comments
commonsense31 0
Repeat after me "keys, phone, wallet" works everytime
24788 7
#2 pretty much has it down! :P
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Comments (24)
commonsense31 0
Repeat after me "keys, phone, wallet" works everytime
m0tl3ycru3 0
The essentials
samsterling 19
Not gonna lie, one time as I was walking down the stairs from my dorm, I realized I was missing my keys. I turned around to get them, only to realize my door was locked...and I had no keys.
24788 7
#2 pretty much has it down! :P
Grettel 0
Yea #2 has it all covered!! Haha go back and get ur wallet jk
FML_Add1cT 0
that isnt much of an FML but it sucks? i guess
cmac86 24
I follow number 2s advice as well. Never fails. But man, it's a good thing you weren't pulled over!
lifeeeeee 7
Why does this have thumbs downs? I think he/she was just saying that if he/she got pulled over he/she would not have their license because most people keep there licenses in there wallets.
vooper 0
Heyy!! This was posted son my birthday! And FYL. That sucks.
Makaloraii 0
So you're an idiot and decided to tell us? This is not a ******* FML. It's an "Oh, shit, I ****** up. Oh well, it's not a big deal."
Anteezy 7
Let me guess the trip to the mall from your house is an eight hour drive.
brokenseeker 0
After 65 years of age... all wines suck. Wines only get better with age if they have tanin, a strong antioxident. As the oxygen slowly diffuses past the cork it destroys the tanin bringing out the flavors underneath. Tanin can hide bad flavors if it's cheap wine, however good wine will peak at some point when it has the most goof flavors, then it will begin it's steady decline into blandness as oxygen destroyes the remaning flavors. Eventualy it will start breaking things down into unsavory things, aditionaly the older the bottle the more likely the cork will fail, allowing in vinegar bacteria or other biotics that can break down alchohol.
flipflipflipidel 0
wat does that hav to do with anything?
swimmer911 0
Uh...wrong FML I think
jennabug0403 4
that's not an FML, ooooh, you forgot it, go back home and get it..