Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
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Comments (213)
trey01 3
you must have one nice ass pussy!!
tfair85 2
She never mentioned her donkey's ******.
deadbabyjesus 2
**** you, your old cracker man in a hat, your dog, sheep, and cow, kids, aunt, boyfriend, stupid brain, ugly face, nazi grandma, pet worm, jacket, couch, curtains, toe, forefinger, blanket, ceiling, dirt, freaky shit like that you really want to do to me, and little ear pimp.
MsMeiriona 2
Obvious joke: Tell him the old man wants a kiss. Hm, nope, that's all I got. Damn.
MrFriendly 0
Sorry, but to tell your boyfriend the truth, but it turns out it wasn't you, it actually WAS an old man with a top hat.
sw33th3art 3
tell him you have ****** dentata !!! muahahaha
e37098 0
I think you should send me a pic for further research
shopgirl21 0
this made my day! it's ok it's a nice hat! that's the best. you should then reply well thank you I try but this nice hat of mine needs to go find a new hat rack to use!
Lovelyfailure 16
Well, at least it's a nice hat. Lol.
littlefootpimpin 0
a hat for his head? ;D
blutigenbonbon 10
that's what I was thinking XD
ZombieNyamCat 6
ok, lady. your boyfriend is as ******* retarded as all or the cast of the ringer. . . combined. everybody knows only hillary clinton has teeth in her ******. . . because she is the spawn of satan. . . and apparently, so are you . . . trolololololololololololol