Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, I really upset my housemates when I opened my bedroom door to find them - and their friends - doing meth. At 2 a.m. on a Monday. I didn't even say anything, but it's drama and I just want to sleep. I start back at work in 4 hours. FML
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strawberrydreams 18
OP, If I were you I would've told them to shut the **** up or move out especially since it seems that you're the only one that's working. If you are the only one that has a job anyway. Just saying.
DocBastard 40
You have no right to complain if you didn't tell them to shut the **** up. If you did tell them, you have no right to complain because you didn't threaten to kill them. If you did threaten them, you have no right to complain if you didn't go through with it because you're a spineless twit.
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Comments (32)
epictoaster12 0
Well guys, I spilled the beans and spoke my mind. Now if only my mind was bigger than a ******* coffee bean, we'd be all set, wouldn't wee-woo?
vatt 0
wasn't this comment modded a minute ago and why does it ha e to do with coffee beans
Epilepsy_fml 0
He's bannededededed uh oh.
vatt 0
shouldve joined them as the saying goes if you can beat them join them
boopityboppity 11
No, I'm pretty sure that's actually the opposite of how the saying goes.
vatt 0
damit another fail quote
boopityboppity 11
"Another"? Do you have some sort of disability?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I have boopitophobia man, you're scaring me.
jewban 3
tell those bitches to shut up before you make them shut up(gag balls)
pvthill 0
#26 u not like Jews u baby puncher?
UrCommentsSuck 0
You know who else had a ban on Jews? Walt Disney... oh yeah and Hitler, but that was more justifiable if you ask me.
MeesterMatt 3
Thats what they said about the Nazi's
copy_tht_jojo 12
All you forgot is can't...its ok
Epilepsy_fml 0
Wow. They are called ear plugs. Get some. But your roommates sound fun.
taffy1239 3
can I join?
likeaboss007 0
Comment moderated. i win!
RosiePatosie 0
throw it out the window :)
maybaybe 0
That sucks :/
furburger 0
Hmmm... Not real sure where you can find one? But, if you do... Open mouth. Insert spine. Use it.
CupAndSilverware 3
insert spine is the right one
strawberrydreams 18
OP, If I were you I would've told them to shut the **** up or move out especially since it seems that you're the only one that's working. If you are the only one that has a job anyway. Just saying.
skyeyez9 25
I wish I could sleep like my daughter. She could sleep through an alien invasion, she's such a heavy sleeper.