Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
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Comments (213)
Inspired22 11
Hahaha....well, in my opinion, no penis or ****** isn't weird looking. They all look strange. I haven't ever completely understood the idea of a "pretty ******" or "beautiful penis."
PapSmearNinja 4
LMFAO..imagine that!!!
jonh_215 0
I suppose its better than looking like you're smuggling an arby's sandwich...
OfficeNinja 5
hey - at least it's not a crappy old ugly floppy hat that looks like old roast beef! it's a "nice" hat!
xela96 0
loose much?
smokey4000 0
bahahahagab
AmethystRain 20
At least he didn't say it looked like an old man with his tongue hanging out.
heatherlenay2007 0
yeah my husband tells me that my ****** looks like a sad old man all the time...
bubo_fml 11
Get some payback...Tell him his dick looks like a pencil...(Then, give me a call, baby!)
campana1024 0
maybe u should fix that then