Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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alana120592 0
period is worse cant hide a blood stain. trust me....youd think period too if you had blood stain on ur pants in 6th grade and people noticed it. :/
HardcoreHelena 0
that's hilarious :)
stlphil 0
Neither is worse than the other. It's part of life and no one notices.
wowyurcool1 0
period. the boner you just hide between yur legs
SofaKingAwesome 0
I would say Boner. I've had my period in class many times, cause mine comes whenever it wants to, since I'm a dancer. anyhoo, I would say Boner because it's harder to get rid of at the moment. a girl can go to the bathroom call your parent or guardian and they can bring you pants, and a pad, or tampon to school. and they let girls go to the bathroom more than boys.
jcvega 0
period is worse than a boner unless your wearing baggy pants
MC_Telepathy 0
281 shut up bitch
Kua_Mei 0
I would definitely say period. If you get a boner, you can hide it or pretend it's a part of your belt at an unfortunate angle. If it's too big to hide, then that isn't considered bad. If you get your period in the middle of class, you're screwed. In 6th grade, I felt my period 20 mins before class was over. It got all over my clothes and my chair and it was completely visible. I was wearing brown pants and a pad because my periods were fairly regular back then. Having a red stain on your rear and smelling like period is never considered attractive at school; everyone thinks it's just gross.
pseudonomous 0
Period. At least you can think of sonething gross to get your boner to go away.
thatsrugged 2
I would be proud of my boner!! The only reason a period is useful is knowing that the girl isn't pregnant!! hahahaha