Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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Top comments
BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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ChaoticPanda1 0
periods, we girls get them when ever the **** they are ready to appear but they are not always noticable (by others) boners on the other hand, when left too long can hurt for guys and they ain't exactly going to start getting frisky with their hand in class are they? Also, if spotted you could be accused of being turned on for a number of unreasonable things!
riceball_4ever 0
this has also happened to me
redfinton22 9
Boner. This one's a no brainer guys
ashhxoxo 14
Period. Fer suree
ashhxoxo 14
Period. Fer suree
ashhxoxo 14
Period. Fer suree
4everFastpitch5 2
A period is worse cuz you can't hide a blood spot but you can just tuck your boner up or focus on something else
Ray9889 8
Boner. By far. A girl can go to the bathroom and use a tampon. A guy can't do any movement without getting noticed
GraceyGirl523 9
Period...
cdogLuvs2golf 0
Thumbs up for period