Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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Top comments
BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
edwardian 2
who won?
MeleeManMarguu 4
im a bloke but id say period because boners are quick to get of if you think of something off-putting. no amount of thinking will stop a period....just guessing
MissKattt3 2
There's a creepy guy in my gym class who ALWAYS has a boner, evidently it's not that easy to hide, or he's just not really good at it. However, I'm just going to have to go with period being worse because I personally have bled on chairs and such, and YES it is enough blood to go through panties and pants and get onto things. It was awkward, because the person behind me noticed. Plus Cramps. They aren't too fun either.
nikkipettyfer 24
Period... If you are wearing white then you are screwed. Guys should know by now how to hide it. A period could also go on the seat.. Gross
mojo5678 5
I love how everyone that said boner got thumbed down
DarthVader77 9
You sound like a fun bunch ;)
jbrister111 14
Your family is awesome!
m372 2
period. I mean seriously. you guys out there think penis jumps are so bad, but those should be easy to hide. try having blood out of your ******.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
period
doglover100 29
Period.