Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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guineagirl 18
periods are way worse there's blood everywhere which can permanently ruin your clothes people can see it behind you and in front you get cramps moody cravings for certain foods and you can't really ''get relief'' from yourself or anyone due to blood (some girls don't have this much to deal with)
dementxrs 12
periods are 100% worse, because boners, yeah, they may hurt (i wouldn't know) and they may show if you get up, but easy way to hide it: take your binder/books out of your bag and hold it so it covers up your crap. with periods, there is no easy solution. hiding a huge red stain is terrible and difficult, not to mention it smells bad if you can't clean it up right away. once, in class, i got my period and didn't realize. when i stood up, my chair and my butt were both red. it was humiliating! so boners are like getting a shot compared to having a drill shoved in your dick.
cwl727 33
Period because if you are not prepared you could leak and stain your pants. Besides a boner will go away after a while but your period lasts a week.
Nat52482 25
Period..just having a boner doesn't mean you have to excuse yourself from class without knowing whether the blood is through your pants or not and risking people seeing that blood...not to mention you have to go the rest of the day with those pants on.
Pelpa 6
Periods because you can't really tell when they come, also you can't just go to the bathroom. Some teachers won't let you.(My school has a rule that you can't leave the class in the first and last ten minutes of class.) If you say you have lady troubles everyone will know what you mean, and if you just run out they'll get it too. You might not even have a pad. Boners are pretty easy to hide. Periods are about as easy to hide as a huge crap in your pants.
fantasyworld 39
Periods stain if you're wearing white while imagining your naked grandma can make the boner go away.
magnetic_aura 26
Did you reach a consensus?
stuckanemone7 7
Period, because it takes longer to go away.
miss_amphetamine 24
A period...would definitely be worse. A boner can go away and leave no evidence, but a period can't do that..
happypenguins 24
Periods for sure if you don't use a tampon right away it feels like you peed your pants and what if if your wearing light wash jeans or white those pants are done for good