Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, we were doing research on contraceptives in class. Afterwards, the girl next to me starts explaining how "cringey" and "grossed out" she gets when she sees/hears "the words for the private parts." She then tells me all about her getting her period that morning in explicit detail. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
If you're wearing white or something short, then def your period. Boners go away after a bit,...that period stain lasts all day and possibly forever.
theskaterdude123 0
ptob getting a period in class is the worse
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Comments (422)
MooDinosaurs 0
Lmfao.. This is an epic conversation. But hmm they both have equally bad things to it.
Amyp4Horses 5
Period. End of story.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Boner obviously. You can just shove a tampon up to prevent a bloody mess, but you can't prevent a boner, not even baggy clothes work (if you're not tiny, that is). If you get them "unprepared", then yes, period's worse. but since periods happen periodically, I'd just use a preemptive tampon around the time it's due.
lxranes 0
boners are way worse. girls have tampons they don't make those to cover up a boner haha
baaayyyycaa 1
that would be a normal conversation at my dinner table. i definitely think a boner is worse
sinneblade 0
Your family kicks butt
youre_all_idiots 0
i'd like to point out that boners don't leak through clothes and leave a mark on the chair your sitting on...unless you come, but your boner would have to be angled weird
kiwigail 0
depends on what a girl is wearing.
Havin 19
Oh the horror
AceArctic 4
That actually sounds like a normal night in my household, no joke.