Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
Today, my son got pulled over for speeding. His excuse? The speed limit signs “aren’t posted often enough,” so he “forgot” what the limit was. I raised this dumbass. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, my teen son's ADHD is so bad that he wandered off WITH my car key and WITHOUT his phone, so I had to get a lift to our family event. When we got back, he was sat watching TV and asked me where I’d been all day. It took everything I had not to scream in his face, "YOUR SISTER'S FUCKING WEDDING!" FML
Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML
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Kurby14 21
sounds like your son isn't getting his permit anytime soon. sorry OP.
daz18m 15
Too dumb to have a license. I think.
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Comments (70)
Kurby14 21
sounds like your son isn't getting his permit anytime soon. sorry OP.
Rodgerdodger17 15
Not how it works bud.
MrDrShrader 9
@45 actually he is right. He would be cited for driving without a valid driver's license, the car could possibly be impounded and the citation would cancel his drivers permit causing him not to be able to apply for another for at least 6 months. That was the minimal punishment my friend got back in jr. high.
Tomato_Cheese 22
Did he get it?
TheHcwalker 20
Why is this disliked so much? It's pretty funny
daz18m 15
Too dumb to have a license. I think.
Bearsmomma 30
I wouldn't say dumb. Maybe immature, or easily distracted
Wolfo06 16
Will next time he catching a Pokemon drop a big ass Rock spray, paint as a poke ball and say "GOT TO CATCH THEM ALL." FYL
Bearsmomma 30
ummm.....
qpdoll 19
Why would killing a child with a rock out of spite constitute punishment
Lizza330 28
Doesn't he know the point of the game is to walk to the Pokemon?
firemuncher 19
that sounds like one nasty ticket
DaDezza244 31
I like your username, OP
sleepyolivia 14
Well, hey, at least he caught the Pokémon, I suppose.
Leviathene 34
I'd keep the keys next time OP.. Did he at least catch it?
Jachin357 28
I guess it's a good lesson for him to learn as to why it's a very bad idea to drive and use your phone. Pokemon are not worth getting a ticket or taking someone's life because you weren't paying attention.
Soparot 29
Not only that, but driving on your own while you are a new driver (as in still getting hours to fill temps) is dangerous too. You may think you know what you're doing, but a lot of things happen when you're driving that you never noticed from the passenger seat.