Today, if I don't do work around the house, my girlfriend will call me a lazy pig and yell at me. If I do, she will yell because I didn't do it the right way. If I ask her to clarify the right way, she will call me a dumbass, give useless instructions, and work herself up into yelling at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, my wife said I shouldn't wash or iron the clothes, or do the dusting and vacuuming, because, I "don't do it correctly." Also my wife: "You don't do anything to help around here." FML
Today, my girlfriend is at work, leaving me with her needy son again. If I don't play with him, he cries and throws a fit. If I don't clean the house, she will cry and throw a fit when she gets home. FML
Today, at 5:30 a.m., my wife woke me to order milk for our business because she forgot to do so last night. She then chewed me out for doing it there and then, waking her up. I'm apparently useless, always complaining and in a bad mood about the most mundane things. What? FML
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML
Today, my wife is upset at me for having to remind her of her responsibilities. She dropped the ball several times in the past, and she hates that I remind her to prepare for upcoming deadlines. FML
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
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SirEnigM0nk 22
This won't be easy, but break up with her. She is controlling and abusive (emotionally and verbally). You deserve better.
Nico97 3
its not about the housework. she needs to communicate what’s really wrong
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SirEnigM0nk 22
This won't be easy, but break up with her. She is controlling and abusive (emotionally and verbally). You deserve better.
Nico97 3
its not about the housework. she needs to communicate what’s really wrong
poopface82 25
The probability that she is ******* someone else approaches one with every passing day.
easybree 10
and you’re with her because?
newbiemalestr8 27
leave
Charlie Given 28
So either your girlfriend is a control freak and is being verbally and emotionally abusive or she's intentionally trying to get you to dump her ,either way it's a toxic relationship and you need to leave.
ridmaster 10
You are in an abusive relationship
009bouris 5
run far run fast unless you want that to be the rest of your life
Chazzster 32
I see 3 possibilities here: ... (1) GF is emotionally and verbally abusive (get out)... (2) GF wants OP to break up with her (get out)... (3) OP is not very helpful and apparently unable to follow directions to do housework (possibly "learned helplessness" - Google it). In this case it's a sad situation, because people with this problem rarely improve much. It might be a mercy on both of them to put an end to the relationship... OP, I don't see much upside here. Maybe there are other explanations for the situation, but it doesn't sound like either of you are happy with the situation.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
This is very abusive behavior. leave when you can.