Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Top comments
thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
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Comments (127)
thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
ItsAUnicorn 27
He's a dick, you deserve better than that!
scooterdude720 19
Here's an idea. How about you use the "reply" button to actually reply to the first comment, not just to put your two cents at the top. By the way, hilarious #1.
israelnotjacob 20
Oh yeah, because 18 is the only person to have ever done the exact same thing. Hardly fair to single out one person for something you see on almost every FML comment section.
FlyingPie 17
So we should just ignore it whenever someone does that?
dachayke 16
No, 55, here in the fml community, we like to be fair and make everyone feel like worthless idiots. Have a nice day!
lilpixie21 11
Two reasons I liked your comment: 1. I found it funny and 2, because your DP is Link playing a guitar.
Cemetery87 10
Not nice.
Malfurious 17
Wow that sucks OP, you'll find someone better future :)
Sports_guy3 28
There's a button for that...
chiahuahualove 10
Is there a mute button for you?
cleopad1 3
Wow, down voted because of a small typo... How nitpicky can you get??
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
SabrinaK1 12
Forget that guy OP. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Tezoma 28
Yeah, but who wants to date a fish?
cakefete2 31
Eric, from the little mermaid.
jogihoppa8343 23
fish?? who wants to date a fish anyway? I bet she'll find a seahorse someday. just kidding OP and you don't need be sad, just consinder it as a kinda 1st round warm up and get ready for the next time :-P good luck OP
asc2013 9
Agreed. OP will find her Nemo one day.
ILookAtFMLs 13
Most overused metaphor on this app.
vipirius 18
41, Kanye West?
slasher2808 11
do you like stick stick?
catharsis5 9
Just because there's many fishes in the sea doesn't mean that any one of them would like to get near certain fishes.
CoriCat 25
Wow. That was brutal! You'll find someone better :)
ElricMustang 23
Why is this upvoted, but #2 downvoted?
cakefete2 31
It's likely his lack of grammar.
Traitoro 9
Because 2 forgot to put 'in the' before future. People can be fickle sometimes.
jgw_it2 12
.. wrote a comment for the wrong post and now I can't remove it
ziya1999 12
That bitch.
chuka81 27
Next time you go on a blind date make sure your date has a blindfold.
Philintheblankz 14
I prefer the paper bag method, but to each their own.
TheDrifter 24
Blindfold, paper bag, handcuffs, butter, jumper cables. Go prepared, you never know what a blind date will be into.
Cemetery87 10
while trying to be witty you came off as an asshole. Does fml have a badge for that yet?
bubblyhayley 16
he sounds like an arrogant douche and no good for you!
junkman6 22
Arrogant because he was 100% honest with why there wouldn't be a second date? If he had made up some excuse everyone would have called him a douche. Dudes this is official proof there is no winning for us. If we're honest we're arrogant if we give a small lie to preserve feelings were wusses. Personally I'd rather be told "you too ugly for a second date." Than get some empty promise of a call or be wondering what was wrong.
jazzy_123 20
73, that's completely true but no one would write a comment saying "sorry OP maybe he's right and you're not the best looking gal" without sounding like an asshole and getting thumbed down into hell haha.
bfsd42 20
76, that's kind of the point. You should be able to say comments like that. It's like my belief that there should be a 'nobody cares' button on Facebook for those stupid posts that nobody cares about.
noobienick 19
#89 sort of like your comment?
AngelSpit 18
#73 Guys can never win because most girls are fickle bitches.
JMichael 26
He seems a bit stuck up.
KJBanx 7
I'm just calling shenanigans on this whole FML. No one is that evil to straight up say that to your face
anfscd 17
You should have reciprocated with "that's funny, I was thinking the same thing about you!"