Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
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Comments (127)
cchuckcloninger 5
And at the end of a lovely evening he took the mask off to reveal.....a total asshole.
an3ph 20
Response: Too bad you aren't any of those. See ya, loser.
sabiyah 7
Shoulda told him the same thing back!
Relf 19
Well, shit
kemando 22
To be fair, I'm a strong believer in the 50% physical 50% personal attraction thing, it's not fair to the partner to only be half attracted.my 2 cents anyhue.
moorytheroc 8
I hate these type of people.
middlenamefrank 8
"And if you weren't an asshole, I'd accept."
sonictardis 8
first thing that came to my mind was neopets.
fmlrulesBolt 14
What an idiot. I'm sure you are very pretty.
jamie1272 8
Don't let what he said get to you. He is probably a d bag anyways