Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
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somnolent 0
Blind people have heightened senses...they can detect stuff like that.
RedJester23 6
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA FYL for having shitty friends
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Comments (56)
RedJester23 6
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA FYL for having shitty friends
Reyo 2
It's called a joke brah. Get over yourself.
responses 0
fyl. that blind guy sounds like an asshole. if he's blind he probably can't even dress himself or comb his own hair and most likely looks like shit everyday.
TeenieAmerica 9
Well, the guy does sound like an ass. But damn, that's a douchey thing for you to say. Being blind doesn't mean you're ugly.
somnolent 0
Blind people have heightened senses...they can detect stuff like that.
Starchild21 3
Exactly. Just look at Daredevil lol :P
FerrariCake 2
Yep... Daredevil knew Electra was hot.
Emperor_Jim 0
He probably smelled you too. Take a shower.
RedJester23 6
i finally got FIRST
papertigers_fml 0
FAIL
repyourcliche 0
no, they did. just another comment.
RedJester23 6
look at the first comment who is it by?
roughshit 0
ffaaaiiill. ^ 420
I_lost_the_game 25
Actually they are first. Look at the top comment
aback 5
I guess blind people can be assholes, too.
netfreak 0
"well it sounds like you're going home alone then"
Attrox 0
Wow, you managed to fail at dating a blind person. Congrats.
sTejaski 0
If this is true, which I doubt, the blind bloke is an ignorant **** and there is no wonder he's alone
worldinhand 0
lol this is bullshit