Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
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Comments (127)
Kamon97 23
At least you got to see what a true asshole he was
illinoiscentral 16
It may sound like a bull overused phrase, but beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. Once I was set up and I have to admit, after seeing her photos, I thought she wasn't really good looking. But I went anyway, because what do photos really tell you about a person. She looked exactly like in the photos, so the photos weren't from unflattering angles or whatever, but when I saw her face "live", she was full of expression and very very soon, I caught myself thinking - wow, she is so freakin beautiful. We went out for a while, every time I saw her I was more captivated with her, but it didn't work out due to different life goals and stuff like that. Still, it was a great life lesson on "beauty" for me.
ksks1234 33
I agree with you; once you know a person, their looks can dramatically change. My ex is good looking, but since I know he is an abusive, deadbeat dad, he is ugly to me. My current boyfriend is not the best looking guy, but he is the most attractive guy to me. Op-- this guy sounds superficial and you dodged a bullet early on.
valentinov 15
You should write a book. You've already written the first 2 chapters in the comment above. Good for you.
Rozay333 36
You dont need him, you'll find the right one eventually. :)
violetsweety 26
I don't understand why people think they can say things like that and it won't hurt the other person's feelings. It's rude and unnecessary. He did not have to say that she was not pretty.
cryssycakesx3 23
they don't think that other will or will not hurt their feelings.
Alexkarino 1
I think he must have thought OP was being sarcastic she did say, "Surprising good time."
cakefete2 31
That's an excellent point. It's always good to try and see all viewpoints in a situation.
Dthsapprntc 23
Wait. I'm not supposed to hurt other people's feelings? Well damn, that would explain a few things...
HarrisonHarrison 4
What an asshole, who would say that and just act like it's okay?
Andoria 16
"And if you weren't such a jerk, I'd totally go out with you again."
PrincessCastiel 27
Somebody's a shallow jerk :/ Sorry OP! You'll find someone who loves you for who you are :)
Waschlappen 23
At least you found out after the first date and not longer down the road. You'll find the right one someday!
alyssabreanne90 16
What a jerk.
thespian88 2
I'll go on a blind date with you! Being funny and smart far outweighs being drop dead gorgeous any day. everyone can be so shallow nowadays
Dthsapprntc 23
I'll fight you for her... no wait, I'm taken, nevermind. I do agree though, funny and smart makes a girl a lot more attractive. OP will find someone who isn't as shallow. In the meantime, carry a whiffle bat in case of shallow jerks.