Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
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Comments (127)
notapotato 12
Such a blind date..
erikahall21 9
That's sucks. He is obviously the ugly one. Sorry :/
worldclassrager 41
Maybe some make up and over time you may grow on him...it's worth a shot...
Britterz 12
...a guy shouldn't require his girlfriend to wear make up to make her feel attractive and to show an attraction to her.
randompizzaguy 17
call me an asshole, but attraction is an important part of any relationship. Not the most important, but at least he liked you as a person :)
everett75 4
Who says "surprisingly I had a good time"? To the date, that was pretty rude I thought.
risktaker257 7
I think because she was most likely pressured into a blind date by a friend, and didn't expect it to go well, not because of the person. That is just an assumption, though.
kipfischer 11
At least he was honest
Britterz 12
The main reason two people will start talking is because of a physical attraction. Upon getting to know someone their looks can become more appealing to you, or even less appealing depending on their character. While he was very rude in his answer, he was also very honest and didn't leave you waiting by your phone. Sorry OP :( I hope your next date is a better one! Chin up!
King_paradox 22
#Shotsfired
opj77_fml 13
What an ass! There are other ways to let the other person know that you are not interested.
MidnaLink 35
What. A. Douche.