Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
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Comments (127)
Vanshikap 24
OR,there's a reason that guy goes on blind dates. you sound awesome,you'll totally find someone great. don't worry about it:)
Philintheblankz 14
A swift kick to the testicles would make him think twice about making a comment like that again.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Just say reply back with the same type of crap. 'You may be witty and can keep a good conversation, but I'm not into men with arsehole syndrome and long nostril hair. '
ckerane 16
omg what a dick
Blink182Rachel 7
You don't need someone like that anyways!! I bet you're really pretty!
Blink182Rachel 7
Even if she is, looks aren't everything! Maybe you should try get to know someone first before judging how they look. Grow up.
JohnTheLad 13
I just don't understand some people's thought processes. How can someone say something such as that?
callcopse 10
Ever heard of the iron triangle of potential partners? You can choose any two out of hot, smart and emotionally stable. You might think you've got all three but you're just fooling yourself ;-)
josh8215 21
Tip: Always choose emotionally stable as at least ONE of your two choices. People can be educated and anyone can be beautiful with enough willpower to make changes. Emotional stability is a little harder to attain.
beaverteaser 16
damn you looks, damn you!!!
angelk19 22
at least you got to find out he was a shallow douche before you went any further
Dodge4x4Ram 46
looks matter despite what people say