Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
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Comments (127)
sammyjo06 14
Wow. Even if he didn't find you attractive, he just ruined any shot at friendship with you, too, by being such a douche. It's rare to really find people we connect to, so he shouldn't burn his bridges like that, especially not by making you feel like crap in the process. There are plenty of guys out there that will appreciate your intellect and wit; don't let this asshole get you down!
Witchylady 18
I hope you punched him in the face. What a dick!!!
Gassy_stevie 15
Again?
notanass21 1
UNACCEPTABLE! I WANT YOU TO PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!
psycheiris13 20
Aww OP, I'm sorry. That was unnecessary for him to say. You don't need him anyways. You'll find someone who not only thinks you have an amazing personality, but who admires your looks as well. Don't write off every guy because of one jerk :)
Headcrab 29
What a shallow and rude remark.
reaxion 25
Yup, you had a blind date with a shallow douchebag :( FYL OP. Don't worry, there'll be others who will have more depth than a puddle of piss.
rockhead1270 5
You can't help it if your ugly. Find someone that's more your flavor
gabygabs 8
be happy you didn't end up with a jerk!
Vanshikap 24
OP,there's a reason that guy goes on blind dates. you sound awesome,I'm sure you'll find someone soon:)