Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Top comments
more4me 27
Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.
CallMeWindSock 24
Does she also say "LOL" out loud?
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Comments (92)
more4me 27
Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.
tashb 17
Thumbs up.
EvilTurtle 35
If only you could block people in real life...
patrickalamo 48
Friend request denied
superjewguy 19
you can lol. its called a restraining order
scooterdude720 19
Just unsubscribe
BigLatchZatch 14
Unfollow!
cryssycakesx3 23
should have tweeted her the cost of her half of the date.
dawood_k 27
No hashtag
Mystery_Unsolved 16
#notgirlfriendmaterial
CallMeWindSock 24
Does she also say "LOL" out loud?
laylaeve 9
Oo in do that a lot....but my catch phrase is you tube that shit
superjewguy 19
someone at my deli the other day yelled out OMG, using each letter. I wanted to slap them silly
BigBamBoom 15
It might be a guy as op's username is clairebear which suggests she might be a woman
CoGhostRider 31
At least you will know if the sex is good, she will want to "retweet" it. If you can put up with it that long
pooldude 24
who knows... maybe she's loose.
ermagherdaturdis 26
If OP is bad she'll save for later.
cryssycakesx3 23
"check-in" that pussy
pooldude 24
Ohhh God!! i had a date like that once, so annoying! I'm sorry OP.
Brandi_Faith 34
Part of me wonders if she only did this to try and end the date quickly. I almost prefer that than the thought of people actually talking like that.
mangelon86 15
There's more than one of these people??
rt58killer10 20
I'm going to share this via Twitter
MidnaLink 35
I'm doing it via facebook!
Zebediabolical 45
I'm doing it through MySpace so all the shitty MySpace bands will know about it. And people stuck in 2008
bombielol 20
block her:)
kaiserfire 1
How many of you only liked her post because of the pic?
simsimbeep 13
Run, run fast, run hard!
Emmap3 10
Just say "block" and walk out.
isisorchid 16
Unfollow and block. Yikes!