Today, I got suspended from work after getting caught reading a work-related FML. Irony is funny, but it doesn't pay the bills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I had to go to work on my day off to suspend someone. Afterwards, I got a call saying I can't suspend the person in question because the supervisor who told me to suspend them was wrong. FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, I was suspended from my job for missing a team meeting that was planned during my lunch time. Needless to say, nobody had told me. FML
Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
And now you have a FML for reading FMLs. Silver-lining.
amberr_harperr 15
FML will ruin your job career..
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Comments (78)
amberr_harperr 15
FML will ruin your job career..
hashshim 23
That was sort of redundant. That was sort of redundant.
Animekid126 13
You know redundant doesn't mean repeating right?
sjbartholome 14
#45, No one said it was. But do you realize that repeating something is redundant?
Welshite 40
And now you have a FML for reading FMLs. Silver-lining.
JustAnotherJose2 14
Inception?
HJKM_fml 19
Definitely the epitome of irony.
PsychoOtaku 7
Well YDI. You shouldn't have been slacking off.
K410 18
How the hell does this fml have so little YDI's
xoteeshaox 22
I think it's because it's an ironic/coincidental fml, people liked it. I would've been fired for being on my phone, let alone fml.
BrainStew27 12
I want to vote both on this one
golferman72 16
FML about an FML. F everyone's lives
MissSatan 16
FMLception
mattjamt 16
Wouldn't FMLception be an "FML within an FML"? This is only an FML about an FML.
kelsorg 21
stay off your phone at work, silly. especially if it's not even important.
powelale0000 19
Are you saying FML isn't important?
kelsorg 21
I'd rather make money and wait to read about others misfortunes.
PenguinBitch 44
She shall walk the plank! Argh Okay, I'm off to work.
diosadelmasaje 8
Its almost like the infinity mirror illusion...
laden_swallow09 35
Almost.
MrConcise 35
I vote the FML staff hire this man.
Sirin_fml 47
We do need another toilet cleaner, hopefully less whiny about that "minimum wage" thing than the last guy. He vanished without a trace and nobody has a clue what happened to him, Judge.
Sophie_fml 29
You told me that "shitty situation" joke had nothing to do with his disappearance.
Sirin_fml 47
Legally-speaking, maybe you shouldn't be reminding me of that on a public forum. Don't forget you ate the Rat Cook's pies that night as well. Snitch.
False_Stupidity 42
A thread dominated by FML staff, very cool! Another instance of wishing I could thumb up the staff :)
ItsMissLia 19
You deserve it I'd say.. As entertaining as FML is you should save it for your free time and concentrate on the job at hand when at work
incoherentrmblr 22
The irony & coincidences are strong with this one. FYL and everyone else's life too...
Blippety 23
Coincidences, yes. Irony, no. Irony =/= Any kind of amusing coincidence
Earths_Venus 25
Your boss is paying you to work, so...