Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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thebigslim 13
Guess he wishes he was 'blind' on that date.
GEBEH 14
Atleast you got a great personality?
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Comments (127)
thenewgirl29 20
Anyone who would say something so blatantly rude doesn't deserve your time OP
beantownEMT 6
What a dick. Sorry OP.
cathrope 10
You sound pretty to me.
jcurry25 6
That's a bit harsh better luck next time
israelnotjacob 20
That had to have hurt but he's clearly a douche bag. People that shallow aren't worth the time of day. You're better off single.
sammyjanette 17
What is negg? I googled it, and all I saw was that it means food for Neopets which makes absolutely no sense.
Omniprism 15
What a dick. Guess he saved you.
DanielleinDC 34
Too bad you didn't have the presence of mind to say, "If you weren't shallow, I'd totally say yes." Forget him; there are better guys out there. As for her saying it was a "surprisingly great time", most people have low expectations of blind dates. This one turned out to be fun for OP, and she said so.
Dohnut94 7
I would have been a smart ass & replied something like "if I wasn't a lesbian, and scared of vaginas I might have wanted to go out again." Douchebag.
Nastorrian 11
man people are getting ballsey these days. Still found it funny tho. I really sorry and I shouldn't think that but it made me chuckle. Mostly at the fact was so ballsey with you about it. He could have at least done the classic dude move and say he had a good time and just not returned any phone calls... He didn't have to insult your looks in the process.