Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my mother came back from her trip to Vegas. Her breasts were obviously 2 letter sizes larger. I asked if she got a boob job and she denied it, saying that it's against her religion. She's an atheist, and a liar. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
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sarcasticlover 30
**** Logic
dweeds508 24
Dump her ass OP
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Comments (94)
Draconus324 4
Just one more case of religious BS
xDeadlyBlade99x 9
I am an athiest but I respect everyone's religion. And I don't respect the athiests that don't. But under this case and many others where Christianity is put over common sense and logic. I think it is ******* stupid. She cheated on you. No doubt.... Just like when a family had a kid with cancer and he had a 75% chance to live with kemotherapy but the family said that they had a vision that god would save him if he got off of kemotherapy. He did and died 2 days later. The parents blamed the doctors and said that if he never went on kemotherapy he would be alive, they even trids to sue.... so dumb.
sethsmith11 21
As a Christian I think most of the time God works through common sense and logic. I respect different views. Not all Religious people are idiots, they're are some. As there is on any belief in God, gods, or lack of one.
trey600rr 22
so your in a lesbian relationship and she is doing mission work? that doesn't make sense...
oyevey45 12
Just because she thinks she repented her sins to God, doesn't mean it fixed things with you.
Maikeru79 10
tell that cheatin B to kick gravel and travel.
brainsoverbeauty 21
For everyone telling him to dump her, look at his user name. It's as clear as day what he told her to do. Kudos to you OP!
limabeans101029 21
OP is a woman. I agree though!
zarrganaut 17
Please leave that idiot.
Emz1307 8
Hmm pretty sure that isn't the work that was intended and would in fact make it worse that she cheated during that.
Sathane 21
Your girlfriend is a ***** and you should make a phone call to the mission co-ordinator and let them know what kind of a ***** she is.
darthhera 11
Oh look. Another religious hypocrite.