Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
New CV and Tinder needed
Mind your own business
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
irresponsible
United States
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Jobless
United States
There must be more to the story…
Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML
mjohnston
United States
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Completely Innocent
United States
Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML
todd
United States
Rivalry
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
benoit
France
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Latino_Nino 10
You mean ex-girlfriend right...?
Carmstro 13
Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.
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Latino_Nino 10
You mean ex-girlfriend right...?
LithFlavored 10
#1 has it right. you deserve better than that
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Totally!
Pesticides 19
yay! another "you mean ex" comment!
Spider_Web 11
What she did was pretty ****** up. I'm surprised her superiors were only anal enough to suspend her. I would've hoped she'd be a little bit more screwed
Carmstro 13
Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.
olpally 33
18, stop whining.
iBanana 17
Well, my co-worker smashed my other co-worker in the boss's office. If that's not enough, one of them was the son of the boss. It's like, 1+1= x^97•¥>9.01^12. (That's supposed to be complicated as ****.)
yourdepression 3
Think of it this way you are the smartest of your friends. That should be something to be happy about.
TheCanucklehead 22
#66 complicated? You serious bro? The answers clearly, obviously, undoubtedly so epic, that it flabbergasts us all. A very unique and heralded answer. It's banana...
iBanana 17
Shucks, I thought you were gonna say orange.
MTCoralReefer 10
yea suspended seems like a light punishment. now I know not to eat at burger king anymore ;-)
lesley3r3 22
Even more of a twist op is the boss ;)
Krystal3408 32
I'm sure he does
aimzskee 30
I hope so. She deserves it.
tpm45 25
Number one... Oh yes. Anyways, I hope you have a hot coworker, OP. As many have said, Karma's a bitch... You'd better hold to it. :p
lennelleong 33
Time for new beginnings. (:
PterodactylMan 23
A new leaf has sprouted on the tree of life
puggypark 14
Op should just dump her. What a waste of time.
ohsnapcrackers 6
the world would be a better place if all the ***** dated all the man-****** and the nice people dated other nice people.
grantproper 2
#84 and what, you're doing the separation into categories? got a *****-radar? do share!
ChrisPavs 17
Hopefully you aren't still together. Agreed with #1
CommanderCman1 15
You don't need a girlfriend who would do something llike that, time to find a new one
Cian_1 28
It is time she got suspended from the relationship, too. :P
schadenfreud 6
reproductivity increased by 10%
AGB10 19
Id be surprised if she WASN'T fired for doing that..don't you think
Rhoperix 7
Damn, that really sucks... But at least you know. FYL op.
KiddNYC1O 22
Just curious... Where does she work?
jnaust 8
Walmart of course. Or if watching crappy tv taught me anything, she works as a nurse in the ER.
assassinbanana0 20
I don't really think it matters in this FML. What matters is that OP's girlfriend cheated and he had to find out in such a way
VeganVampyre 27
Now I'm wondering... How did he find out? Did she really just come home and say, "Hey babe, I just got suspended for having sex with a coworker, so I'll be home for the rest of the week. How was your day?" Because that seems... odd.
Emily062611 6
I know my husbabd's coworkers and he knows a couple of mine so we'd probably find out something like that through coworkers. Or, for example my brother drives his girlfriend to work, so her boss has called him before to tell him she'll be getting off early. Maybe the boss called.
Emily062611 6
Hmm... I can't figure out how to edit my comment from my phone, but that should be "husband".
rossdavids 16
I'm sure there will be a happy ending for you if you forgive her. If you know what I mean
Pesticides 19
Because op totally wants what her co worker is getting right?
Spider_Web 11
Maybe OP can shoot for a threesome *wink wink*
LostDN 9
Just no.. just don't type or speak again.
Allornone 35
Screwing someone at work only gets you a suspension? Good to know...
Enslaved 38
If it's the boss, you get a raise. Gotta know who to mess with.:P
webbface 25
Haha word #56, if you're going to dip your pen in company ink, you'd better do it right!