Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend saw my secret money stash for emergencies and broke up with me, after calling me a greedy asshole and not telling her before. According to her, we could have taken a lot of trips around the country, because, "your money is mine, too." We dated for six months. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my wife took herself, the kids, and extended family members I've never even heard of to New York. She paid the 7,000$ bill with my credit card. FML
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Top comments
jcash52426 5
Take out half the money plus $1000 take your name off the account and put in in a new one then chance the locks on your house/apt and tell her to stay the **** out of your life
Tripartita 45
How dare she use her grandmother's big death as excuse to get many little deaths of her own from some other bloke!
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Comments (37)
Mynxie 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So you are upset that your girlfriend cheated on you with your boyfriend?
Saffron Mason 7
That's what it sounds like.
Arashikage 18
Are we reading the same fml?
species4872 20
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
worldclassrager 41
That doesn't even make sense?
worldclassrager 41
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Tripartita 45
My guess is that the FML was originally posted with ambiguous phrasing, #1 posted their comment, and then the wording was changed just in time to confuse us all.
Bookworm1315 13
Why do you have a joint account with someone you aren't married to?
lilchica22001 22
Wow... I was unaware we all traveled back in time to the 1940's! Lots of couples now a days have joint bank accounts without ever getting married.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Never get a joint account unless your married. Not a judgment just some advice. If things go sideways it's hell to get rectified.
MisstressNicole 20
my significant other and I shared funding from the time we shared. living space. there's nothing wrong with it and it actually makes life easier when both parties are honest. Asking why is like Ayung we ahouldntive together or have sex before marriage.
MisstressNicole 20
don't know why I can't edit. Saying we shouldn't l is what's supposed to be there. I have no idea why there's a k in the word.
Tripartita 45
How dare she use her grandmother's big death as excuse to get many little deaths of her own from some other bloke!
jcash52426 5
Take out half the money plus $1000 take your name off the account and put in in a new one then chance the locks on your house/apt and tell her to stay the **** out of your life
engineerosaurus 26
You're too nice. I'd take out all the money.
inappropes 31
half? **** that lol. 100% out.
Brandi_Faith 34
I understand wanting to take out all the money because you're angry. But that's still stealing and she can probably take legal action against you which only prolongs her time in your life. Give her what's hers, take what's yours, and be done with it.
niallo 23
Just because it's a joint account doesn't mean it's her money. He may have been the one who put most of the money into the account.
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
I believe in a joint account they are both entitled to 100%
HEnRyEdwardsIII 15
I believe in a joint account they are both entitled to 100%
trucker2 33
Bitch would be financially broke when she gets back.... account balances $. 01 I hope you don't have kids, and you can have a clean break...
Chazzster 32
#1 Close out any joint accounts. #2 Put her ass out on the curb.
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm sorry for your loss. It's weird to take a date to a family funeral, but different strokes for different folks.
FlexMaster 10
you makin more dumb comments I see
worldclassrager 41
Sure hope you can cancel the transactions are in some way withdraw what's needed to cover it and take your name off before they go through...
Zanquis 22
Question? Why didn't you join her? I mean, if my partners grandma would die I would go to the funeral also. And she lives in a complete other continent even. Sorry for your being cheated on but that excuse should not have given hean a option to sneak out and cheat on you.
Dave_Davington 34
This is why you don't have joint accounts. Because people are for the most part lying, cheating and generally unpleasant *****.
species4872 20
Forever Single I presume.