Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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team_hale 11
Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something
Feklfekl2222 32
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.
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Comments (183)
team_hale 11
Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something
helptheorphans 17
ikr, her parents should write an fml.
oiler 21
"Today, I came home early to find my daughter having sex with her boyfriend. In my bed. FML"
UH60 26
I don't know if it's just me, but having sex in my parent's would be weird as all ****.
david66_fml 20
Yeah, having sex in your parents would be kinda weird ^-^
teentee401 37
It's also incredibly disrespectful in my opinion.
interesting33 37
Maybe the girlfriend only has a single bed, but it still isn't okay to do it in the parents' I think.
YourSpecialJoy 15
#88, people do it on couches all the time, bed size shouldn't matter
doodlecloud 27
'only has a single bed'....pretty sure I'll have a single bed until I've moved in with my boyfriend. That's going to be at least 7 years of sleeping and ******* in a single bed before then. Never really been a problem?
mskeptik 12
I always thought filler words a.k.a. parasitic expressions ("like", "or something", "you know") were used in speaking only. How can you use two in one short phrase?
team_hale 11
It sounds better than " does your girlfriend not have a bed"
UH60 26
Sorry FML, I was buzzed. I have since napped and realized my mistake.
zaidthunder1 27
It's probably a single bed, and they're more comfortable on their parents king size double bed.
team_hale 11
That's weird. Imagine telling your kids that they were conceived on the same bed as you.
derangedplanet 23
@145 I was thinking the exact same thing. or just all in all. you're having sec among the sheets that you were started in...I feel like that would not put someone in the mood...
Suaria 38
Most colleges have single beds. A lot of people have sex in college.
gantoman 13
um do you like not have a life or something #111
Hiimhaileypotter 53
My boyfriend has a single bed... It's really not a problem having sex in a small bed. I couldn't imagine ******* on my parents' (or his parents) bed. That's incredibly disrespectful.
Subcontinent 14
Yeah single bed really wouldn't matter, me and my boyfriend since we're only seventeen still live with our parents but spend nights at each other's houses all the time (we both have good relationship with both families) so we sleep together (I mean actual sleep) on a single bed. just cuddle up close you can fit
AyeJay101 25
Seems like a start to one of those movies
oiler 21
Plot twist: the parents do it in the daughters bedroom also
wolf12king 12
I would be surprised if it wasn't already
Feklfekl2222 32
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.
scyth3s 13
My comment was totally dickish, so I changed it to this.
MrKento11 12
#34 The problem is that as a father you dont want/need to know that your child is having sex with someone. i.e. I ********** regurlarly; pretty sure my father doesnt need to know that.
johnny29 14
some people have those fantasies
Feklfekl2222 32
Out of curiosity #34, what was the gist of your previous comment? Glad to know you realised you were dickish though
team_hale 11
Pretty sure we didn't need to know that either
sheilandthegirls 20
Maybe I'm a jerk but I'd make you stay too & maybe even talk about the choice you made.
itscomplicated15 6
That would teach him a lesson for sure haha
8313girl 28
That doesn't make you a jerk. That makes you a good parent.
Sansa_fml 38
and tell you that doing that in the parents bedroom is not done.
Mauskau 36
You should want to have dinner with your partner's parents, especially when you're going to their house. Telling OP to leave would have been a terrible idea.
helptheorphans 17
ydi, who does that in the parents bedroom? your lucky that they don't hate you because thats nasty...
shadypalmtree 20
*Imagines Raven-Simone's voice while reading the last part*
MrSassypants 34
Also, not only is it nasty, if they have different hair color than the parents and the parents find a strand of hair that's a different color, they could think the other one is cheating, and that would not end up very good.
vreid 20
I can't even imagine what you went through OP That's why you should've recorded the family dinner
nitros15 5
I would like to know how recording a video would help his situation at all? If anything that would just make the situation even more weird
vreid 20
It wouldn't It'd be for our viewing pleasure watching the most awkward dinner of all time
vreid 20
Fml is weird Two comments that mean the same thing and one is negative 14 and one is positive 14 xD
Lalala579121 28
I think the first comment is down-voted because it sounds like you're sympathizing with OP when it's pretty much entirely their fault.
MsConfusedd 27
Why were you having sex in her parents' bed to begin with, especially if there was a chance of either parent finding you?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Why were you guys doing it on her parent's bed?
BellaP13 24
This is both a YDI and FYL. You shouldn't have been doing it in the parents bed, and having to stay had to suck.
princeofgirl 18
I've seen enough **** to know where this is going!