Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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Top comments
team_hale 11
Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something
Feklfekl2222 32
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.
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Comments (183)
Ashgb757 5
You should of made some excuse do you could get the **** out of that creepy situation
itscomplicated15 6
I get all the "**** on the parents bed" vibe, even though it's not my thing. But, OP, be more careful next time, man :) And remember: still had sex AND got a free meal haha
HollyQuinn 21
Why do people like doing it in their parents beds?!
Tripartita 45
I have know clue, especially when you consider that people's parents probably like doing it there too. Is is some sort of Freudian or competitive thing? Is there any non-creepy way to look at it?
Tripartita 45
*no Gotta love typos with more letters than the correct spelling.
Talonshere 14
My comment was just useless, please disregard the idiocy.
Badkarma4u 17
It's a passive agressive slap in the face and churlish.
ThatGirl26 12
I've done that before but not because that's where we wanted to do it,my boyfriend and I were staying at my moms and she made us sleep in her bed and we ..we started dirty talking and it just happened, we felt terrible afterwards but now can laugh about it
WOTAN1488 24
Sounds ROUGH.
connorgrant98 24
A follow up is necessary.
fantasyworld 39
Why were you having sex in her parent's bed?
Badkarma4u 17
That was super disrespectful of your tramp ass girlfriend. I bet her parents felt ashamed that they raised such a shitty person.
writerchic85 26
A little harsh aren't you?
Eliiara 11
I think you should take a look at yourself :/
cocainewhore 30
Why are you only criticising the girlfriend? It's just as much the OP's fault, if not more since it wasn't even his house. Way to be a dick.
writerchic85 26
Doing one stupid thing doesn't make you a tramp or a shitty person.
TeacherTeacher 11
and the Parents of the Year Award goes to...
Kroekerkat 17
Actually though.
kristadc 20
Why would you do it in someone else's bed? That's disgusting, especially without their permission..
Reider022 16
"hey mom and dad would you mind if me and .. go ahead and bang in your bed tonight?"
RedPillSucks 33
sure, hun... the condoms are under the bed and the ***** is in the nightstand drawer. you can do him while he's doing you, equality and all...
Jason89 16
so you had sex and dinner? sounds like a win win to me
ThrottleJockey 36
I know I get hungry after a good roll in the hay.