Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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team_hale 11
Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something
Feklfekl2222 32
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.
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Comments (183)
noelleflores97 12
You totally had that one coming, just sayin'
thefmlman2011 37
Ayyyye
pandaxpress 19
When you make grown up decisions, you've got to deal with grown up consequences... I bet no one asked to pass the salt at that dinner table. YDI
Tyrez 32
Since when do you have to be a grown up to have sex?
Migole 36
So how would like your parents to do it on your bed? If the answer isn't by chance "hell yeah!" I would suggest you think about your behaviour. Having sex on other people's furniture, especially their beds, is just so ******* disrespectful, I can't even begin to wrap my head around how people think this is ok. Sex is quite dirty if done right, as you probably know, so how would you like to have those very same fluids left behind on your bed? Major, major YDI and her parents absolutely rock.
Joshawott 21
That is actually a stroke of evil genius from her mother. Instead of leaving you with a moment of embarrassment by having you frog march out of the house, she's prolonged it by keeping you in her presence, where you will likely have to make eye contact and civil conversation while knowing that she knows. I'm guessing that the reason OP and his partner might have decided to do it in her parents' bed is perhaps she only has a single, while her parents have a double? (Not saying that it's impossible to do it in a single, but y'know). Still, lesson learned: next time, don't borrow someone else's bed.
Tejanoswhy 19
It could've ended worse...
Dark_Cecilia 20
Aw, that's cute
Brokeandsad 8
I feel like that's one of the most disrespectful things you could do. I'm happy they forced you to stay and I hope they made it horribly uncomfortable for you :)
Publikwerks 14
If it was my daughter when she's older(she's 4 now), I would insist on the suitor staying. You not going to **** my daughter and run out. I wouldn't want either of them thinking that sex was the point of intimacy.
dragoongirl90 34
... And this is an FML how? More like **** her mom's life for having a couple of nastiest do the nasty in her bed. Poor you that her mom is nice and is giving you a chance.
silverstream20 20
how's eating homemade food a bad thing? I think you got off lucky actually.