Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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Top comments
team_hale 11
Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something
Feklfekl2222 32
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.
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Comments (183)
pete9913 23
Ouch, but I guess they chose what would make you feel most uncomfortable.
Emma1562 35
Why were you doing it in her moms bed anyway?
mettaton 9
Honestly, YDI. Its disgusting that you would use someone else's bed to have sex in.
boultzboi 20
and thats bad because???
RedPillSucks 33
I see a shotgun wedding in your future, unless mom (or dad?) was playing footsie with you under the table
everythingelena 28
YDI because you decided to be disrespectful
LexiD19 26
It's not the fact that you're having sex with their daughter that's disrespectful, but choosing to do it in her parent's bed makes you an asshole. YDI. You're lucky nothing worse happened.
TabooSushi 24
This one of the rare times I will say that you both deserve it AND your life sucks. But mostly YDI because DUDE... In her parents' bed? Really? That is absolutely the last place you should EVER consider having sex.
LyricaSilvan 30
Awkward confrontation is the best punishment.
ThatLastKid 21
Why would you do it in the parent's bed?