Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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team_hale 11
Does your girlfriend like not have a bed or something
Feklfekl2222 32
Why her parents bed, I mean really. What if you left evidence? (If you hadn't got caught anyway) besides you're shagging their daughter the least you can do is get to know them a little.
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Comments (183)
mrh2015 4
that's freaking hilarious.
sjewel 9
if I ever caught one of my son's like that I would do the same. thanks for the idea lol
bobslawnservice 16
If you are good enough to **** their daughter you are good enough to eat their meatloaf.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
be glad it was her mother and not her father... in the future though, don't do it in the parents bed. that's just asking for trouble.
AshBash2211 14
First, why would you WANT to do it where her parents sleep and presumably have sex? Second, that is beyond disrespectful !
upsetpastry 10
All I hear is sex and free food. I don't really see the FML…
Zarazha 13
that's perfect. parenting goals.
Suaria 38
Why would you have sex in her parent's bed? Why couldn't you have sex in her bed or have her come over to your house?
MrSinclair 8
It could've been worse. More importantly, what happened during dinner? Was the food any good?
c_wyld 21
I honestly thought this was gonna end with "the mom joined in."